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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

It Lives!!

Wow! Damn near 6 months since I made a post, that means literally tens of people are thinking about maybe considering being in mild withdrawl.

Not a lot of news since early April. Nothing ever became of the Ronald McHarvick saga. Work is going well and I expect some more money and a new position fairly soon.

The big news is I have moved. I went from renting a 525 sq. ft. studio apartment to actually buying an 800 sq. ft. one bedroom condo.

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Kevin McHarvick Part II

So I log into Statcounter today to check on what is normally the slow trickle of visitors. Traffic has picked up some since I blogged about my brief and anonymous brush with greatness over PhotoShopping Kevin Harvick's head onto a picture of Ronald McDonald. What I did NOT expect was a crap load of hits, about 90 to be exact. Granted those kinds of numbers won't pay the bills, but it normally takes a couple of weeks to have that many visitors.

Turns out that there is some fresh buzz over the picture. As you recall Tony Stewart showed the picture to a national TV audience during Daytona 500 pre-race interviews. Well Kevin decided to have a little fun with this and raise some money for a good cause. Here it is in his own words from KevinHarvick.com.

During the Daytona 500 pre-race show, Tony Stewart held up a photograph of Ronald McDonald that had been altered so it appeared that Kevin Harvick was wearing Ronald's suit.

Now, those of you who are familiar with Kevin know that he does not let a practical joke go unanswered. So here is Kevin's retort:

Kevin's new colors may indeed be similar to those of Ronald McDonald, but have you seen Tony Stewart's chest and back? Because Tony is such a great guy, he has offered up a solution to his follicle issues.

Tony said on his SIRIUS satellite radio show, Tony Stewart Live, that if someone would raise $100,000 for charity, he would wax his chest and back. Who are we to pass up an offer like that? Call it "revenge for the Ronald McDonald photo," call it a great opportunity to raise money for Victory Junction Gang Camp or just call it plain funny. (Think Tony will scream like a girl when they rip all that hair out?)

Visit Happy's eSHOP and make your donation. You can donate in increments of $1.00, $5.00, $10.00, $25.00, $50.00 and $100.00. Every penny collected in "Operation: Wax Smoke" will be donated to Victory Junction Gang Camp. We will be accepting donations until we reach our goal.

Tell all your friends, and tell their friends to tell their friends. $100,000 to get us to put Tony Stewart in a salon chair, cover his chest and back with hot wax, place wax strips on it and rrrrip the hairs right out. Good times!

Once we reach our $100,000 goal, and Tony is ready to go under the wax, we’ll give you all the details of when and where it is happening.


Most of the hits came from this post on the Harvick Online message boards.

I think it's great that what started as a joke to be shared among friends has actually prompted a fresh movement to get much needed donations to an extremely worthy cause. So whatever you do, donate, here's the link to Operation: Wax Smoke at Happy's eSHOP.

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Spring Has Sprung!

Well here it is April 1st, which can only mean it's time for me to get into severe weather mode. No this does not not mean hiding under my bed and crying as some may have you believe. I'm just fascinated with Thunderstorms, and I do have to admit that this fascination was born out of fear, anough fear to have mild panic attacks (still no crying under the bed though).

About 4 years ago my life was in a tumultuous state, which is a fancy word meaning it sucked. I was dealing with the recent death of my Mother, a very uncertain future and also a very bitter and confusing ending to what I thought at the time was a strong relationship (Oh boy was I wrong, but that's another blog for another time). Well, I'm not one to just deal with the stresses in my life directly, usually it's funneled into one unreasonable obsession or another. Well in this particular instance it was the weather. At the time I had 2 crappy jobs driving for a living, which means that whenever the big storms hit and the sirens went off, I was out in that shit. It was especially scary for the School Bus job, because if anything ever went down while I had a bus full of kids then their lives were in my hands, and that scared the crap out of me.

Later on that summer (I drove summer school), we had the stormiest July in Chicago history. We set a record with 16 straight days of Severe Thunderstorms. Another record was set for number of warnings. Over a normal Summer, the Chicago office of the National Weather Service in Romeoville, IL may issue 60 to 70 Tornado and/or Severe Thunderstorm Warnings for northeastern Illinois and northwestern Indiana. Well in July of 2003 they issued over 200! Almost every night over that 16 day stretch i would sleep with the lights on with the TV tuned to The Weather Channel. (Still no crying under the bed).

I knew I needed to deal with this in order to function, it was almost to the point of affecting my work. What I did was educate myself more about severe weather. I knew that not every thunderstorm was severe, and even knew that not every severe storm produces tornadoes, but I wanted the knowledge to be able to see what was happening and hopefully gague the real chances of something bad happening. Watching the Weather Channel and looking up the National Weather Service website were tremendous sources of knowledge, as well as the Storm Prediction Center, which is the agency that issues severe weather watches (local offices issue warnings).

Another great source I discovered a few years ago was an annual severe weather seminar hosted by Tom Skilling, who is the chief meteorologist for WGN-TV in Chicago. Tom is probably the best in the business and is one of the few TV weather reporters that's a true meteorologist instead of some hack reporter with a Broadcast Meteorology Certificate. All kinds of speakers are brought in every year to discuss the latest research into severe weather, as well as insights into past events and what we've learned from them. There are also speakers from the National Weather Service that speak about updates to the warning system. All in all it's a very informative event and I would reccomend it to anyone, plus it's free!

So that puts us to here and now. I find myself getting excited about the Spring storm season now, and was even disappointed that I didn't get a good lightning show out of a squall line that passed through the area last night, but I also count my blessing because an apartment building about 10 miles away lost it's roof in what appears to be a microburst. I love tracking the storms on the radar, but still get a little quiver in my stomach when the heavy stuff is bearing down on me.

One other thing I'd like to share is some photography, although not my own this time. A local photographer goes on storm chases every year and shoots some amazing photos, you can find them here.... David Mayhew Photography

A couple other photo sites.... In The Clouds Photography and.... Cool Images from the Storm Prediction Center.

That's all for now.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

I'M FAMOUS!!!!

Well, not really, it probably doesn't even account for 10 seconds worth of my 15 minutes, but here goes.

A few months ago on my racing message board, Racing Stalkers , we were talking about the new Shell/Pennzoil sponsorship on Kevin Harvick's car for the 2007 NASCAR season. The primary colors of the new sponsorship are red and yellow, which of course led to joking about Kevin looking like Ronald McDonald in his new uniform and even someone posting a picture of Ronald.



I decided to have a little fun with the image in PhotoShop and put Kevin into it.



Of course it garnered laughs from the other posters, but I had no idea that it had fallen into famous hands. Someone told me that while Tony Stewart was being interviewed before the Daytona 500 he held up a pic of my creation, signed by Kevin, and after a review of the tape it turned out to be true. It even made it onto Tony Stewart's website .



This is just the coolest thing!! A picture I created in the hands of a major superstar, on national TV, during one of the biggest sporting events of the year!! Now will I ever get any real recognition for this? Probably not, and that's OK with me. It's cool to just know they've seen it.

But just in case, Kevin or Tony, if you see this? Drop me an email! LOL!!!!

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Can't Win 'Em All!!

Well it's been 2 1/2 weeks since the Super Bowl, and all I can say it that Da Bears were just plain outplayed, period.

Not much else going on really, racing season is here and spring training is upon us.

One more quick item.....

I do, you did, I can prove it, neener neener!

Sunday, January 28, 2007

DA BEARS!!

Well a few posts ago I surmised that IF the bears squeaked by in the NFC Playoffs then they wouldn't stand much of a chance against the Chargers in the Super Bowl. I couldn't be happier to be wrong!! The Bears easily got by Seattle and then absolutely steamrolled the New Orleans Saints in the NFC Championship game. Their Super Bowl opponents will be Peyton manning and the Indianapolis Colts. A tough but I think winnable matchup.

Some of us have been having a little PhotoShop fun at the Colts (and sometimes Packers) expense. I thought I might share some of the hilarity.

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Here's a couple old SNL Superfans skits....

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Tuesday, January 09, 2007

2007

Well it's a new year. I'm not going to go into one of those resolution posts like EVERYONE ELSE on the internet. I just hope to continue trends that started last year.

- I'm a week away from my one year anniversary at my current job. I like this place and a golden chance for advancement is practically being handed to me on a silver platter, it's just up to me to not screw it up.

- The height of all the drama is now nearly 6 months behind me. I guess I'll never know why I obsessed for so long, because the other party involved sure as hell ain't worth obsessing over. I did learn in some cases who is and who isn't a friend. The friends are the one's who didn't turn their backs on me after hearing only one highly exaggerated side of the story.

- I'm closing in on 9 MONTHS smoke free!! I honestly can't even imagine that that nasty habit held me in it's grip for 15 long years. I certainly do feel better and find cigarette odor highly disgusting.

I do have a couple goals for thr short term. One of course is my overall health. Quitting smoking was a big step, but I could still stand to lose a pound or fifty, and I really need to get some dental work completed before it leads to more serious issues. Another is to become a homeowner in the next year or two. I have a decent down payment socked away, now I just need to be comfortable with handling the expenses associated with owning a home.

Not much else to report. The NFL Playoffs are underway, and Da Bears are the #1 seed in the NFC. let's just hope that good Rex shows up and that the defense can pull their heads outta their asses long enough to win their first Super Bowl in 21 years. Of course NFL playoff time also means it's merely a month until racing season is back in full swing, in fact the Rolex 24 at Daytona is just 2 1/2 weeks away.

I'll leave you with a couple pictures I took at Lincoln Park Zoo this past weekend.

Here Kitty Kitty!
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Check out the eyes!
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Dangerous Beauty!
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Black Tie Event!
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Spellcheck seems to be down I'll apologize for any spelling errors now!